Friday, July 10, 2009

Thoughts on horn usage

When driving in North America, one uses the horn to tell people that you are in the spot that they are trying to be. For example, if someone is turning into your lane and they don't see you, you honk your horn. That is why it is considered a safety feature that is required on all autos. Sure, if someone is pulling out in front of you, you may honk as if to say, "Hey wait a minute, pull out behind me because I'm driving just a little too fast to avoid hitting you."  At more stressful times and in busier cities, the horns are used more, of course. They may even be accompanied by a hand signal, as if to say that the offender is number one.

Sometimes, we give a little honk honk as if to say, "Dumb Ass" to someone who is doing something stupid.

Seoul is an extremely crowded city. Those of us who live here know that when people walk on the sidewalks lounge in a park, the Koreans are very good at tuning out the people around them. When it comes to driving, sadly this same natural ability can cause for a bit of a headache. The etiquette regarding use of the horn seem to be a little different here in Korea than it does in North America.  Sure, the above-mentioned uses are part of how they are used. However, horns here are more often used as if to say, "Hurry the hell up" or "Get out of my way."  "You're driving too slow" or "Warning! I'm running this red light, so don't step out into the crosswalk yet" are also common uses of the horn by bus drivers, taxi drivers, and your every day Sonata driver.

Flashing headlights may accompany the horn, just in case you cannot hear. If someone is creeping out and looks as though they will pull out, a driver may honk and flash their lights, as if to say "don't even think about it."

(I have a feeling that first sons are the worst, but this cannot really be confirmed.)

Monday, June 29, 2009

Gmail Phishing

Has anyone else gotten this email? I have received it twice. Unless you click on show details with gmail, the only thing you see in the 'from' field is Gmail Customer Center. Click on show details and you get the specific information, which clearly shows that it is fraudulent. Wouldn't a gmail inquiry come from gmail.com, not charter.net. Obviously though, google knows which accounts are not being used and such a request would never be necessary. People must fall for this though, or else they wouldn't be so prevelant.

What I found especially funny was that I got this in my usual email, the one that I'm checking daily. I have another gmail account, one that I haven't used for months. I didn't get the 'unused account removal' email there.

from Gmail Customer Center
reply-to telus.user.protect@live.com
date Mon, Jun 29, 2009 at 2:00 AM
subject Gmail Warning!!! Unused Account Removal
mailed-by charter.net
hide details 2:00 AM (5 hours ago)
CONFIRM YOUR ACCOUNT SERVICES. VERIFY YOUR FREE GMAIL ACCOUNT NOW !!!

Dear Valued Account Member,

This Email is from Gmail Customer Care and we are sending it to every
Gmail User Accounts Owner for safety. We are having congestion due to the
anonymous registration of Free & Unused Gmail Accounts. So we are shutting
down some Gmail Accounts and your Account was among those to be deleted.
We are sending this email to you so that you can verify and let us know if
you still want to use this account. If you are still interested please
confirm your account by filling the space below.Your User name, password,
date of birth and your country information would be needed to verify your
account information in our Database system.

Due to the congestion in all Free Gmail Account users and removal of all
unused Accounts, Gmail Team would be shutting down all unused Accounts.
You will have to confirm your E-mail by filling out your Login Information
below after clicking the reply button, or your account will be suspended
within 24 hours for security reasons.

* Username&E-mail ID:

* Password:

* Verify Password:

* Date of Birth:

* Occupation:

* Country/Territory:

After following the instructions in the sheet, your account will not be
interrupted and will continue as normal. Thanks for your attention to this
request. We apologize for any inconveniences. Warning!!! Account owner
that refuses to update his/her account after two weeks of receiving this
warning will lose his or her account permanently.

Gmail Team Admin
Visit: https://www.google.com/accounts/ServiceLogin

I love how they have a legitimate link to provide a sense of authenticity.

On another note, I once had my hotmail account hijacked. I was talking to my wife when she was sitting at her computer at home when suddenly I logged on. (She got the little messenger ding). She asked me if I'd left my computer on at work, buut I hadn't. Shortly thereafter, she got an instant message from "me" asking her to click on a link. She was talking to her brother on the phone, and he said that he had also gotten such messages from me and coudn't understand why I was sending him links to online pharmacies.

I turned on my computer and immediately changed my password. I recommend periodically changing your email passwords. Iv you have multiple email accounts, it becomes a pain, but worth it.

Wednesday, June 10, 2009

not-so-new photos

Last month, my wife and I went down to the Boseong area for a long weekend. I've only just now gotten around to getting them put on my flickr sight.

we saw tea fields.IMG_1814 by you.


temples.IMG_1899 by you.

Baby Buddhas at templesIMG_1868 by you.

A fortress.  IMG_1994 by you.




where people were hoisting flags  IMG_2012 by you.
and dancing.IMG_2024-1 by you.

We went to another temple, where Sue looked down on at me.IMG_2281 by you.

Take a look at the whole set here.


Monday, June 01, 2009

today's laugh


Thursday, May 28, 2009

Some Good Advice

Tuesday, May 26, 2009

Staged?

This picture from the AP:
A man reads a newspaper reporting about North Korea's nuclear ...
shows a man reading the newspaper. The accompanying quote is:

A man reads a newspaper reporting
about North Korea's nuclear test in Seoul, South Korea, Monday, May 25,
2009. North Korea claimed it carried out a powerful underground nuclear
test Monday — much larger than one conducted in 2006 — in a major
provocation in the escalating international standoff over its rogue
nuclear and missile programs.

(AP Photo/ Lee Jin-man)


I think it's safe to say that this picture is staged. The photographer probably didn't happen along a guy reading the Korea Herald--and English-language newspaper. I think he asked if he could take a picture to use for AP, then gave him a copy of the newspaper and told him to 'read it.'

Opinions?

Saturday, May 23, 2009

Roh Mu-Hyun Dead!

Breaking news:

Ex-President Roh Mu-hyun is dead.

All the Korean TV stations are talking about it. They're saying suicide. The police; however, are not saying much. He went for a morning hike, and apparently had a bit of a fall.

What was interesting, the first TV news to break the story said he attempted suicide, taking some sort of poison. Others said he was in critical condition, but not dead. A few moments later, they said that he was dead.

Like news media anywhere, I guess it's hard to say, "We don't know yet."

Am I the first English blogger to have this story?



Monday, May 18, 2009

The Avenging Narwhal Play Set

Ok, I found what I want for my birthday.





Here's a brief explanation (from here):
Keep cuteness from overrunning the world and get The Avenging Narwhal Play Set.

This
Avenging Narwhal set comes with three of the Narwhal's natural enemies,
each measuring three 1-1/2" inch figures: a penguin, a baby seal, and a
koala. Also included are four magical tusks to impale these animals.

Koala--a natural enemy of the Narwhal? Well, if it is cuteness that is the enemy of the the narwhal, then yes--the Koala is a natural enemy.
Now, once a year, in a continuous effort to keep their enemies at bay,
the Narwhal leave their homes to embark on a treacherous migration to
Antarctica in the hunt for baby penguins and seal pups. Many will not
return... Along their journey, they will spend time in Australia,
swimming upstream to the inland habitat of the koalas, where they will
actually leap out of the water to spear the deadly koalas from their
perches high in the Eucalyptus trees."

I think I'd like one of these, too:
The Avenging Unicorn

The Avenging Unicorn Play Set - click to enlarge





Thursday, May 14, 2009

Porn (for men AND women)

We all know that there's a difference between men and women.  Here's just one more.

Porn.

Pornography for men (almost safe for work):


























There is no shortage of this sort of porn on the internet. In fact, for many people, the internet is for porn and only porn. There is no point in linking to any of it because... well... it is more difficult to NOT find porn on the internet than it is to actually find it.

Now what about women?  Sure, some women like seeing pictures of people  having sex, but not like men do. I want to focus on married women's fantasies. I think that what they really dream about is more like this:







I should go and try to make my wife happy in a way that is so completely not satisfying, so that later....

oh never mind... that is personal.








Monday, May 11, 2009

A familiar look



I've seen that look a number of times.

Like when the elevator is full and people still try to get on.
When I give up my seat to an elder, I also see this look from the other older people close to me (though it is directed at the Koreans who did not bother to offer their own seats).

I see this look when I give an especially lengthy homework assignment.


I just noticed a possible error in the Dong-a Ilbo quote that goes with this picture.

A North Korean soldier Sunday watches South Korean guards at the Joint Security Area at the Military Demarcation Line dividing the two Koreas.

I don't think those are the backs of South Korean guards that we see. By the look of the uniforms and the features, my guess is that they are US forces. However, I'm no expert, so I could easily be wrong.